I do realise last night wasn't my finest moment...
One, step back if I’m a bit close as there was loads of room.
Two don’t shove me so hard I’d end up on my face, when I kick back to tell you to leave it, dont kick/shove me again and especially don’t go to kick me a third time, so when turn round to face you, you have your leg up ready to boot me.
I don’t mind a little push or even just asking me to go away but what he fuck was that all about? You wouldn’t have done that to a bloke so don’t pull that shit on me.